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Joke of the Day

"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."

"Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."

"Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"Why a baker? Why did the baker become a baker? He just couldn't cut it as a butcher."

"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"