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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."
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"NASA recently confirmed what I've always suspected ...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West."
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."
"So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally I think she's a keeper"
"Speaking of short term memory,"
"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."
"Dentist to parsimonious patient ""No we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"""
"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"
"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."