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Joke of the Day
"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."
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"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"
"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."
"And the genius told me ""Do you want a big dick or a good memory ?"" Ho ! What did I choose ? I don't remember."
"Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay ... Just to really complete the experience"
"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"
"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."
"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"