207767
Joke of the Day
"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"
Next Joke
"What's the cheat code for Friday?"
"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."""
"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."
"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
"Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs"