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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay ... Just to really complete the experience"

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"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."
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"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering."