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Joke of the Day

"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"

"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""

"Why do dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."

"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""

"It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, ""Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."""

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"

"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."

"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."

"(Shaq wakes up, steps in front of the green screen in his bedroom, knocks out 20-30 commercials, begins his day.)"

"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."