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Joke of the Day

"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"

"A haiku about early morning starts... No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no"

"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"

"I'm white, but not have good credit white."

"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""

"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."

"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am this morning and said, ""Yo, I can't fcking sleep."" ""Well it's your lucky day,"" I said, ""I've got a party going on in here, come in."""