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Joke of the Day
"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."
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"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."
"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."
"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"
"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."
"I rank my kids by how many chores they do and how much they complain. My favorite child is the Roomba."
"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"
"What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"