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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job? Your job will always suck"
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"Found another spider in my bedroom, so now I'm on the curb watching my house burn down."
"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."
"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."
"wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior"
"Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Really?) Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?"
"Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie? <in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda"
"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"
"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"
"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"