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Joke of the Day

"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"

"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."

"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."

"*points to wrist* this is my Fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit."

"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."

"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."

"Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands."

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"