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Joke of the Day

"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."

"What do you call a flying Jew? [NSFW] Smoke."

"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"

"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"""I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up."" - Violins"