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Joke of the Day

"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"

"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

"My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen."

"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"

"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"

"Today's the day I finally get my shit togethe"

"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."

"You lost your phone and it is on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it."