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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus? A walrus has at least two valid points."

"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"

"What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe."

"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."

"It's not often people compliment my parking.... but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car that said ""Parking Fine"". That was nice of them!"

"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot. Let me in."