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Joke of the Day
"To Doo List: 1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri"
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"What do you call a mean general? General Average"
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"HOUSE: I had dreams but no I'll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever WIFE: Did u hear something ME: It's just the house settling"
"Womens rights"
"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."
"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"