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Joke of the Day

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."

"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na."

"""Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours!"""

"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"

"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."

"What is a terrorists favourite dessert? Ice is"

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"