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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"
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"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"
"A man noticed that his thermometer had come down with a nasty cold. Medicine in hand, he asked the thermometer, ""How are you feeling?"" The thermometer responded, ""0K."""
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."
"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"
"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."
"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."