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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""

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"He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by Daniel ""Dave"" Lewis."
"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."
"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"
"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"Judge: Are you married? A. No I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about."
"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."
"Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!"
"Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!"