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Joke of the Day

"A man was marched to an atm, and made to take out $300. Thats the last time he forgot his wifes birthday."

"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"

"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."

"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."

"I decided to give a name to my dinner. It was a Miss Steak."

"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"

"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."

"A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."

"What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal."