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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone? A Yellowstoner."
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"What do old people always keep in their back pocket? Depends."
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"""10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You're Going Straight to Hell"" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments"
"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"
"I got fired today for arranging the vegetables in a sexually suggestive way Apparently that's ""unacceptable behavior for a special needs teacher""."
"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."
"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
"What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto"