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Joke of the Day

"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""

"Why are girls so hot? because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P"

"What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable"

"My favorite brand of cider is Dicken's. My wife also loves Dicken's cider. ( )"

"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""

"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? He was a foyer."

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer."