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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"
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"days 'til xmas Today is December 10th, there is is only 14 shoplifting days til xmas. Now get out there"
"I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH SWEET TEA AND I'M SO AWAKE AND NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE AWAKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T DONE IN A WHILE, LUNGES!!"
"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"
"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"If pornhub shows regular porn, who shows nugget porn? Stubhub"
"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."