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Joke of the Day

"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."

"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."

"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."

"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."

"You look like I could use some sex."

"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."

"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"