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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"

"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""

"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."

"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"

"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."