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Joke of the Day

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."

"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"

"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."

"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."

"I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious. Nobody saw me. Anthony Jeselnik."

"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""

"DATING TIP: Don't reply to texts right away or you might look desperate. Just wait. Give it 5, 10, maybe even 15 years. Keep things casual."

"""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" - crickets (translated)"

"Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town? They wished it was Anubis."