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Joke of the Day
"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."
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"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."
"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"
"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
"Why do you duct tape guinea pigs? So they don't burst when you fuck them"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"
"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."
"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."