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Joke of the Day
"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."
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"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."
"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."
"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
"""It's a dog-eat-dog world."" - Hannibal Labradoodle"
"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"Two people who like the same things will be good friends but two people who hate the same things will be best friends"
"Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home."