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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman"
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"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."
"SON: Is it true trees kill more people than wild animals do? [tree hiding in broom closet tenses up] DAD: Nonsense. [tree sighs in relief]"
"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."
"Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning? They worked inter-mitten-ly"
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."
"{Text} Me: Come home soon baby, I'm dressed like Leia.. Him: So turned on, I am.. Me: If you show up dressed like Yoda it's not happening"
"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"
"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."