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Joke of the Day

"My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, ""I might have to raise him."""

"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"What causes a pilot to cry after sex? ...the [mace](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spray)"

"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."

"The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning."

"So I have had this joke in my mind for awhile but cannot figure out the best delivery... Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars? but if I have one, I am some sort of criminal."