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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"

"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."

"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"

"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"

"What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic"

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat."