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Joke of the Day
"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"
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"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."
"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"
"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date? OMG!"
"Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face."
"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"
"I heard some new music today and I can't be sure if I liked it or not. It was called Schrodinger Scat."