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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."

"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef..."

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"

"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."