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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"

"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber."

"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."

"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."