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Joke of the Day
"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
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"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire."
"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."
"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."
"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."
"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"
"They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's."
"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."
"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"