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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."

"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."

"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."

"Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie."

"I made a Pokemon team based around paralyzing my opponents. I'm a firm believer that there is strength in numbers."

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"The Donner Party Diet Breakfast: Jacks Lunch: Franks Dinner: Patties"

"I wonder if meat-packing plants charge for services rendered."

"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."