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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire."

"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"

"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"

"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"

"Decided to burn a lot of calories today so I'm thinking of setting a fat kid on fire."

"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""

"Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card?? Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed"

"My friend Diego lost is id. He still has his ego and superego, the bastard!"

"""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well""."

"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"