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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two oxen bump into each other? You have an oxident."
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"Did you hear that actress got stabbed? That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... ""WITHERSPOON?"" Nah she got stabbed with a knife."
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Why don't your balls like being chomped on? It makes them a bit teste."
"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
"What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."
"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"
"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""
"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"