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Joke of the Day

"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"

"What blod type am I? Type-O"

"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."

"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"

"I was at the Apple store The Employee recommended the iPhone 6S. I said ""That sounds S-septional!"" *Stupid grin*"

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"