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Joke of the Day
"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."
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"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it."
"Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today. JK"
"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"
"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."
"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."
"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""
"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"