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Joke of the Day
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
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"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."
"I don't care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog."
"Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?"
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"
"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."
"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."