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Joke of the Day
"Apple once made an iPhone with a headphone jack... It was very 6S-ful"
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"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."
"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"
"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."
"Should I ever go missing, please don't let the news use my 7th grade picture."
"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""
"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"
"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"