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Joke of the Day
"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
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"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after."
"DOCTOR: You should lose some weight ME: Ok I'll consider it VET: Your dog should lose some weight ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!"
"In an alternate universe, humans with an extra cromossome are gods, each responsible for a physical property. It has been this way since the Down of time."
"If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself."
"My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him ""Jesus, you're how old?"""
"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."
"I think salads help you lose weight because they're gross and you end up not eating them"
"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."