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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone who constantly uses the word ""of"" instead of ""have""? Fuck of"
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"Out having dinner with friends. One of my friends mentioned the clothes I had on was gay... I told him, ""yes, they came out the closet this morning."""
"Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia. Sexy children."
"PMS jokes are not funny period."
"I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn't think."
"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."
"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."