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Joke of the Day

"I lost 80 pounds a while back... British prostitutes are expensive."

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!"

"Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag."

"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."

"Why was the gay man ambitious? Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*."

"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."