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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the circus fire? ...it was intents!"
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"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"
"My wise grandfather once told me, ""The small things in life are often the most beautiful."" Guess that explains my midget fetish."
"I really wish my coworker would stop asking me so many god damn work related questions while I'm staring at my phone"
"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"
"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."
"What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees."
"Gramps: *on deathbed* I feel like Im forgetting someth- *dies* [2 yrs later] Me: *knocking water outta my ears* *quarter falls out*"
"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."
"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."