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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."
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"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol? Invite two of them."
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."
"chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves? Well guess what"
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."
"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"
"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."
"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."
"Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? Because you shouldn't drink and derive."