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Joke of the Day
"It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days."
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"I don't mind people that stick their noses in the air. It makes it that much easier to trip them or push them down 10 flights of stairs."
"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."
"""Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?"" - van salesman"
"I missed the first day of Fight Club But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it."
"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there's nothing left?"
"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"
"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"