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Joke of the Day

"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"

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"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."
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"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman all walk into a bar the barman looks up at them, shakes his head and says ""is this some kind of a joke?"""
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"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."
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