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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an oral and anal thermometer? The taste"
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"What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man."
"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."
"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute"
"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul."
"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"