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"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."
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"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"
"*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - ""...."""""
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."
"How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."
"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything."""