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Joke of the Day
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... What's the opposite of progress?"
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"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"
"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."
"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"
"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"What do you call a slutty telescope? A horoscope."