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Joke of the Day
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"
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"Where did the hipster drown? In the mainstream"
"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."
"[Bob Dylan giving singing lessons] I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth."
"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"
"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."
"Baby I am an Animal in Bed More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day. Credit:A friend"
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"