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Joke of the Day

"Cris Cyborg erupts after 'disrespectful' Joe Rogan jokes she has a penis After Rogan and Hinchcliffe suggested she had a penis."

"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."

"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."

"I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be ""Are you going to eat that?"""

"I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, ""Hello from the other side!"""

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."